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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

These May Come In Handy Later

Okay, another meme. Some details altered slightly to protect my real identity, but mostly this is the real deal.

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Patricia Gordon (Dude! I know someone named Patricia Gordon!)

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Gordon Patrick (Sounds more like a professor)

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4
letters of your first name)
Elmeja (pronounced “el-mAY-hah,” I believe)

DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav city)
Burgundy Madison (Very swank)

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, most elegant-sounding city you’ve lived in)
Anne Los Angeles (not bad)

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to
the beginning)
The Green Cabernet (yech!)

GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
Pistachio Mandelbrot (I wouldn't last a minute on the street)

ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Catface Green or Blue Springfield (since I have two cats, I chose a former house street and my current work street)

PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Daschund Albion (bow wow!)

2 Comments:

Blogger Orange said...

My NASCAR name would be Harry Joseph, which sounds more like a detective.

The Star Wars name is biased against people with short first names. (Which reminds me of trying to find the Lo wedding in the Marshall Field's gift registry: "Enter the first 3 letters of the last name." What the...?)

"The Blue Margarita." Hey, I've drunk those. That's no kind of superhero name!

My honest gangsta name would be Chocolate Chocolate Chip, but I also like sugar cookies: Chocolate Sugar rocks.

2:00 PM  
OpenID 12ontheinside said...

Too too cool. I might pinch this :)

7:02 PM  

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