These May Come In Handy Later
Okay, another meme. Some details altered slightly to protect my real identity, but mostly this is the real deal.
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Patricia Gordon (Dude! I know someone named Patricia Gordon!)
NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Gordon Patrick (Sounds more like a professor)
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4
letters of your first name)
Elmeja (pronounced “el-mAY-hah,” I believe)
DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav city)
Burgundy Madison (Very swank)
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, most elegant-sounding city you’ve lived in)
Anne Los Angeles (not bad)
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to
the beginning)
The Green Cabernet (yech!)
GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
Pistachio Mandelbrot (I wouldn't last a minute on the street)
ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Catface Green or Blue Springfield (since I have two cats, I chose a former house street and my current work street)
PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Daschund Albion (bow wow!)
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Patricia Gordon (Dude! I know someone named Patricia Gordon!)
NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Gordon Patrick (Sounds more like a professor)
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4
letters of your first name)
Elmeja (pronounced “el-mAY-hah,” I believe)
DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav city)
Burgundy Madison (Very swank)
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, most elegant-sounding city you’ve lived in)
Anne Los Angeles (not bad)
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to
the beginning)
The Green Cabernet (yech!)
GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
Pistachio Mandelbrot (I wouldn't last a minute on the street)
ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Catface Green or Blue Springfield (since I have two cats, I chose a former house street and my current work street)
PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Daschund Albion (bow wow!)
posted by E. | 1:18 PM
2 Comments:
My NASCAR name would be Harry Joseph, which sounds more like a detective.
The Star Wars name is biased against people with short first names. (Which reminds me of trying to find the Lo wedding in the Marshall Field's gift registry: "Enter the first 3 letters of the last name." What the...?)
"The Blue Margarita." Hey, I've drunk those. That's no kind of superhero name!
My honest gangsta name would be Chocolate Chocolate Chip, but I also like sugar cookies: Chocolate Sugar rocks.
Too too cool. I might pinch this :)
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